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Okay back story, I saw a sign at the last Tea Party I was in and it is true. I AM a White, Straight, Male, Republican. That said, I just pissed off a whole bunch of people in that one simple sentence utilizing one subject, and one predicate.

Technically, I am a White, Straight, Male, Republican AND Catholic AND know how to use a gun; ergo, according to the media, I am a Xenophobic, Homophobic, Pro-Life, Jesus-Loving, Logic-Hating, Science-Burning, Racist, Nazi, Right-Wing-Extremist, Terrorist loving, War-Mongering, Bloodthirsty, Barbaric, Earth Polluting, Icecap-Melting (or total world freezing pends which side you believe in), Hurricane Creating, Bush-Loving-Lemming, Uneducated, Teenage-Acting Terrorist.

I think there's more but I cannot remember any beyond that...



The fun thing about this stamp is either you laugh at it...or you attempt to start a flame-war, which would prove the truth AND meaning of this stamp...meaning you have been tricked by well all I just stated...


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I used the template from :iconzilla774:

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:iconmadammichi:
*MadamMichi May 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I am a mixed race , gay , female, liberal (not democrat), neo-pagan witch.

Yep I just pissed a shit ton of people off.... steroptypes ...they suck.
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:icondragon-skinner:
Not as much as vacuums.
Can clean floors with those, not so much stereotypes.
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:iconmadammichi:
*MadamMichi May 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
.....it took me so long to figure out what you meant.


*facedesk*
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:iconunonomus:
You should make a stamp that says all the same except for with females. Because I want to put that up on my wall of stamps. Even though, of course, the meaning is slightly diminished. C:
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:iconoswulf:
*Oswulf Jun 9, 2012  Student General Artist
So you seem like you're perhaps a kindred spirit. I am also Catholic. Some might say *very* Catholic. I even believe in the Extra Ecclesiam Nulla Salus Doctrine. I'm a (classical) Republican and despise liberalism. That said, how do *you* feel about all this holding hands and spooning nonsense going on in the Church? Do you think there's a conservative uprising? I've heard evidence on both sides that's pretty convincing to suggest there is. I think that drooling cretin Obama lit a fire under the Bishops' collective asses and that might lead to some RIGHT thinking. But I also know that the temptation toward moral flabbiness and hiding it with 'social justice' and tolerance is still hopped up like a beaver on the 'roids after Woodstock and VII... and I'm degenerating into a rant, so anyway... God bless!
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:iconnordicloves:
!NordicLoves Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YES. THIS. XDDD
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:iconsaylisk:
~Saylisk Aug 1, 2011  Student Artist
I'm white, so I must be racist.
I'm straight, so I must be anti-gay.
I'm conservative, so I must be wrong.
I'm against same-sex marriage, so I must be afraid of homosexuals and hate them, I must be a "homophobe".
I'm male, so I must be anti-woman.

:roll:
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:iconrockygemscarly:
*RockyGemsCarly Apr 24, 2011  Student General Artist
Let's see, I'm a white, ace, female, liberal, Catholic. This stamp is almost my opposite :omg:
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:iconfireworksinice:
~fireworksinice May 2, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Okay, I admit it; this cracked me up.
I believe the saying goes, "it's sad because it's true" -- but in this case, perhaps, a better quote would be, "true stuff is the funniest." Oh yes. 8D
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:iconkotego:
~Kotego Apr 18, 2010  Hobbyist
Unfortunately true :|


Would it hurt that I got a little laugh out of the stamp, though? (some of those I seem to fit)
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