White, Straight, Male G.O.P.

First stamp o.o


Okay back story, I saw a sign at the last Tea Party I was in and it is true. I AM a White, Straight, Male, Republican. That said, I just pissed off a whole bunch of people in that one simple sentence utilizing one subject, and one predicate.

Technically, I am a White, Straight, Male, Republican AND Catholic AND know how to use a gun; ergo, according to the media, I am a Xenophobic, Homophobic, Pro-Life, Jesus-Loving, Logic-Hating, Science-Burning, Racist, Nazi, Right-Wing-Extremist, Terrorist loving, War-Mongering, Bloodthirsty, Barbaric, Earth Polluting, Icecap-Melting (or total world freezing pends which side you believe in), Hurricane Creating, Bush-Loving-Lemming, Uneducated, Teenage-Acting Terrorist.

I think there's more but I cannot remember any beyond that...



The fun thing about this stamp is either you laugh at it...or you attempt to start a flame-war, which would prove the truth AND meaning of this stamp...meaning you have been tricked by well all I just stated...


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